Need free ticket, ride, camp and drugs for BM

topic posted Mon, July 14, 2008 - 8:13 PM by  Andrew
Hi Fellow Burners-I am so glad there is a tribe for people like us, connected by the spirit of Burning Man!

I have no money but really want to experience this thing they call Burning Man.

If someone can gift me a ticket, ride, camp and some mind bending drugs, I would be so grateful-I could trade some great bodywork I learned on the beach in Thailand. Just email me and let me know when you will be picking me up!

Thanks fellow Burners!!!
posted by:
Andrew
SF Bay Area
  • In need of low income burning man ticket 150
    I can't push my budget for I'll need to transport to and fro as well as survive the journey.
    My new roommate is kind enough to excuse late months rent in order for me to attend this wonderful event. Through the stressful course of moving I wasn't early enough in remembering to apply for this ticket, as I am the exact ideal for meeting the qualifications of such an opportunity. You can contact me....... with any helpful information.
    thank you kindly
    (THIS IS A TRUE POST..POOR GIRL. SOME ONE HELP THIS LOST SOUL)
    • wat
      • just like a cult. sucking money out of poor people. someone needs to make Larry (hairy larva) eat his own shit.

        the org can go fuck itself. oh, wait, it probly has.
        • For those just tuning in.. allow me to present the bare facts

          Everyone must have a ticket to go to burning man. These cost near enough to $400 this year.
          All people bringing in art, must have a ticket
          Everyone in a camp must have a ticket
          All performers must have a ticket
          Camps have to pay to be there.

          All year camps have fund raisers to pay for the privilege of giving Larry Harvey money in order to attract people to give him money.

          Everyone that "works at Burning man must have a ticket. A few are "given" a ticket in exchange for being out there for a month doing full set up and tear down for $0 payment.

          A VERY select few of the BoD for the org are "on the payroll" receiving annual salaries with full benefits.

          In addition to all of the above-

          BM.org owns everything relating to, or involved with burning man. Any art present, they own. All video, pictures, presentations, they own. All artists give away their intellectual property AND have to buy a ticket.

          Burning man through it's art grants give back about .001% of the money generated by burning man, back into the arts. They give back less than $1 per ticket sold, and only given to select people who meet insane requirements, and have already put out 10x the amount of money they might get in return for their art.

          Burning man is a corporation who's sole purpose is to generate revenue.

          Burning man has more corporate sponsors throwing money at them this year than any other year. Yes, on top of all teh other money, BM is backed by corporate money.

          You can spend a week in at Disneyworld, all expenses paid for less money than it costs to go to burning man for a week.

          --S

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